Why AI Can't Replace Critics

"Don't give me your opinion, just tell me if this game is good or not." I wish I were making that quote up or that the person who wrote it in the comments of a review was being satirical, but unless they were extremely dedicated to the bit I fear it was a genuine request from someone who doesn't understand that reviews are, by definition, opinions. And that's not an uncommon misconception: a lot of people believe that when they disagree with a critic's opinion it must be because that critic isn'...